Monday, February 25, 2013

stories.

http://www.tillyandfriends.com/sites/default/files/page_images/Hello%20Tilly%20Look%20Inside_Page_1.jpgI was putting the kids to bed tonight after the end of a 13ish hour day. I had just read three Tilly Stories (I'm pretty sure it was at least the fifth time I had read one of them, and probably the third time I had read the other two today.)

When the little boy said "What about my story?"

"Madison just read you three stories baby." I said.

"No, tell."

I sat back down usually I would have stuck with my 'I already read you three stories' line but the kid had had a long day too. "What do you want me to tell you a story about?"

"Prince and a dragon."

"Is the dragon a goodie or a baddie?" I asked.

"Goodie."

I proceeded to tell a fun story, if I do say so myself, about a frightened Prince. A dragon with a cold. And a "discusging and gross", the kid's words not mine, witch.

I'm just saying the so called useless degree I got in English and theatre really helped end today on a high note.   


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Lent

I'm not Catholic.

I don't think this should be a surprise to anyone who reads this blog.

I'm an active member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

But I do have some very dear Catholic friends, I think it is a beautiful religion, and I am currently in Ireland.

Brief History of Religion in Ireland According to Madison's Understanding: Take With A Grain of Salt

A long time ago, King Henry broke off from the Catholic Church because... don't get me side tracked. Anyway. The Irish were under British Rule at this time. But they didn't want to be Anglicans. They wanted to stay Catholic. Well, that and they wanted to thwart the English.

One of the ways the English decided to deal with this was to introduce Penal Laws. Which basically kept the Catholics, and non-approved Protestants, as lowly as possible. Couldn't hold public office, couldn't be educated, couldn't ride much less own a horse that was worth more than a certain amount. 

But this gave the Irish more to hate the English for. So no one backed off. 

Anyway, because of  all this, generations later when religion is not quite such a passionate thing (in some places) people still celebrate things like Lent.

I have never celebrated Lent before but I will this year.

Why?

Because I feel that improvement is always a good thing. And while I don't have any religious connection to this holiday I do an ancestral relation to this religion and its traditions.

But I am not going to give up something like meat or chocolate when I will just pick it back up in a few weeks.

I have decided to pick something up for Lent for improvement.

I have fallen into a rut over the last few months of not working out.  So, every day for Lent I will work out. How long does it take to make a habit? Anyway, I figure by the end of forty days I will be back in the habit.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Nightmares

My dad once told me when I was little that we had dreams about whatever we were thinking about before we fell asleep. When I was little I went to extreme care to only think about nice sugary things before I slept as to prevent nightmares. Somewhere along the line I must have forgotten this bit of wisdom.  So now I'm going to elaborate on it.


Don't think about Doctor Who as you are falling asleep. It is just not a good idea.

I know what you are thinking.
1. Madison, isn't that a show for twelve year olds.

2. It is a pretty sweet cuddly story. Why would the girl who habitually watches a blood curdling murder mystery before bed be telling us to avoid Doctor Who before bed? I mean it is about a cute guy who travels with a cute girls in a blue box fighting aliens that look suspisouly like rubbish bins.

But you know what ssshhhh.

Last night I couldn't sleep. But I was trying to force myself.

So I began to think of all the ways I would approach trying to identify a corpse. Granted the only knowledge I have to this is stuff I have gathered from various plot points of a varety of murder mystery shows. I have no actual real knowledge of identifying a body. But I did come up with several things that work in the movies. So if I were ever in a fictional world and had to identify a body then I would be set.


Then as I was drifting off I thought about Doctor Who. More specifically I was thinking about how no one likes Martha and how unfair that is. And how I think I would like to be when I grow up. But how my mom says I can't be Martha because she isn't cynical.

Then remembered how I admired Martha's willingness to blow up the earth if it meant preventing the rubbish-bin aliens of using the planet for their diabolical ends.

As I said, I admire this. My sister thought it was wrong.

That must have been the last thought I had before drifting off. Because I had a nightmare that these horrible aliens, which did not look like rubbish bins so much Dementors from Harry Potter had taken over the planet.

They were sucking souls left and right, torturing, and doing sick experiments.
And no one could kill them. There was no stopping the awful carnage these horrible beings were inflicting on my planet.

There were a small band of us resisting. We realized that the only resource that we had left against these creatures were atom bombs.
Which would wipe out humanity in the targeted area, the living would envy the dead, and we had no idea if it would even have any effect on the Dementor-like-aliens.

David Tennant did not make a timely appearance to help us solve this conundrum. Nor did Matt Smith or Christopher Eccleston.

















That's right. They all left earth to rot. And me to make the impossible choice. Jerks. I don't think I will ever forgive them. 

The choice fell on me. Did we use the atom bomb in a gamble or not?

I remember thinking "I have spent my career calling for disarmament and now I am contemplating using them. Willing to sacrifice civilians on a gamble."

Apparently in this nightmare I had had an impressive career up to the disaster of the alien invasion. So it wasn't all bad.

But then I decided that the living already envied the dead with these aliens running things. And we had to try something.

So my little band and I sent the bombs off and then had to wait to hear if it had helped anything or just caused more death and destruction.

I was so shaken when I woke up. But as I settled down I had to wonder about my sick mind. I had thought about identifying a body and was fine. But Doctor Who gave me nightmares.